Tuesday, October 21, 2008

So John McCain wants everyone to know that Obama is a socialist. The mainstream news is barely covering the story, with some pundits saying that "socialist" is an old codeword meaning "black".

Got news for you folks: John McCain is a socialist. In fact, he's following the patterns of national socialism, otherwise known as Nazism. While we're not quite up to 40's Germany, we've progressed quite a bit since the US version of the Reichstag fire.

On the other hand, Obama isn't merely a socialist; he's a full blown communist, and his own statements prove this. Which means that if "socialist" means "black", then calling him a socialist is doubly true. The only reason McCain hasn't accused Obama of being a commie yet is because it's too soon before the elections.

So, my readers, which socialist do you plan to vote for? This is who I'm endorsing.